Comparing Women Of The Baltics: Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania
A lot of people ask me which Baltic country is best for a visit. If you’re like me, you’d think that all three countries are similar, but after my nearly four months in the region I noticed a...
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My mind was already on Ukraine. I could stick a fork in the juicy hype that was buzzing around it. “Learn Russian,” the guys who had been there would say to me. “Go before the Euro 2012, before it gets...
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PREVIOUSLY: PART ONE He walked with me to my apartment so I could drop off my laptop and wash up. He said there was no time for me to take a shower, so I just brushed my teeth and scrubbed my armpits...
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PREVIOUSLY: PART TWO The taxi driver made a left turn onto a deserted road surrounded by abandoned lots and buildings. I went into fight-or-flight mode. This was how otherwise smart people get fucked,...
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PREVIOUSLY: PART THREE In all fairness, some of the girls were rather cute. Out of the three categories of women in Riga, two were present: bitch and desperate. The desperate girls were easy to spot:...
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PREVIOUSLY: PART FOUR The following night Luigi and I met at the TGI Fridays and ordered burgers. It was his last night in Riga. “So what happened to you after I started talking to the girl?” Luigi...
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After Luigi left, I saw Riga in a different light. I felt like every responsive girl was playing some sort of angle and wanted to get to know the monetary part of me instead of the real me. It seemed...
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The Baltic Trilogy
UPDATE: The $3 deal is over. You can now grab the Baltic Trilogy at its regular price of $9.99. Thank you to everyone who bought it on release day. I’m happy to be releasing three new books: Don’t Bang...
View ArticleHow I Trolled Latvia’s Biggest News Site
Christmas has come twice this year! Latvia’s biggest news site Delfi asked me for an interview and I happily obliged. I already blew my load trolling the Lithuanians so it was a bit harder this time...
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